Please, no more low rise jeans
There's nothing in this world that makes a woman's butt look better than a well fitting pair of jeans. But I've noticed a disturbing trend among our nations youthful beautiful (or not) women, the rise of the low rise jeans. Believe me, the tease of seeing a woman's hips sticking ever so slightly over the top of the waist of her jeans can be incredibly sexy, but here's what's not:
I don't know who this is, so thanks for the pic Google and flickr
The ass crack shot you get from every girl bending over, squatting or even just leaning slightly forward is not attractive. And no, we don't want to see the elastic band of your teal lacy thong over the top of your overpriced ugly pre-worn stretch jeans either. It just brings more attention to the area in question. I guess I would have to say that it really reminds us of the time we worked construction during the summer to make rent and the fat sweaty guy with the hairy ass that always seemed to volunteer for the "low work". There are so many things that a woman can do to make herself sexy and attractive, and each of you should know this isn't it.
So to every drunken sorority/club girl, or their wanna be look alike, please, no more low rise jeans.
I don't know who this is, so thanks for the pic Google and flickr
The ass crack shot you get from every girl bending over, squatting or even just leaning slightly forward is not attractive. And no, we don't want to see the elastic band of your teal lacy thong over the top of your overpriced ugly pre-worn stretch jeans either. It just brings more attention to the area in question. I guess I would have to say that it really reminds us of the time we worked construction during the summer to make rent and the fat sweaty guy with the hairy ass that always seemed to volunteer for the "low work". There are so many things that a woman can do to make herself sexy and attractive, and each of you should know this isn't it.
So to every drunken sorority/club girl, or their wanna be look alike, please, no more low rise jeans.
posted by Dr Jones at 2:30 AM
6 Comments:
I have to wonder what search terms you used to find that pic...
"low rise (jean?) ass crack"
yeah, Robin guessed on the first try.
Reminds me of a certain carpet installer in college. I don't think he had low rise jeans on though.
fewer lowrise jeans.
more lowcut shirts.
You know what else is unattractive? The girls who wear low rise jeans even though they have (beer?) guts. I don't want to see anyone's ass crack, and I certainly don't want to see a roll of fat over the front of anyone's jeans (usually coupled with a cut off shirt, no less)!
Who knew plumber's crack would have such a popular turn! To go with the dumbass flip-flops no doubt.
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